s.u.b.t.i.t.l.e.s.

I was watching 痞子英雄 (Black & White) for the past few days... My dad is poor at Chinese, so we switched the subtitles to English, but my dad gave up watching the whole thing... You know why? Yeah, because of the handicapped subtitles...

Examples:

好，算了: Good, calculate.
第三集: The third gather.
帮我打个电话: Help me beat one telephone.
做心理准备: Do mental preparations.
你在干什么: You dry what?
对了: To

There are lots more, but I juts simply can't remember them. The subtitles made us laugh until our stomach aches... But, we switched the subtitles to Chinese after that. It was obvious that they used computers to translate them.

s.c.h.o.o.l.

Haih... Today, we have school in the middle of the holiday... Just one day, though... But, at least I can see my friends.

Since I am in school, I want to show some stuff.



Well, I do not know who did this... But, it is truly very ridiculous. Because of the line in school is too slow, I can't stand it anymore, so b-y-e-!

b.o.r.e.d.

This holiday really nearly bored me to death. I just don't know what to do... All my friends will only wake up at 12.00pm... So, I have no one to SMS with... Then, I have to go for the next choice. But, the problem is, I am out of books and my mum is too "busy" to bring me out to the nearest bookstore to buy a book I wanted. Ok, next choice, but, I've finished watching all the DVD's and VCD's... Well, I wanted to listen to some songs, but I listened to all my CDs more than a zillion times, and I am bored...

Guess what, I have finished tidying up my bookshelf and maybe next, I will pop in my old Mary Poppin cassette and The Sound of Music cassette into the cassette player... But, my cassette player is disconnected from the TV and I don't dare to get near the old TV (because it is in service for more than 10 years and it gives electric shock)... Furthermore, I don't know which is the wire for the cassette player. Well, maybe I have to wait till tonight when my dad comes home...

Holidays, please leave me alone... (Well, I meant THIS particular holiday)

n.e.w. b.l.o.g.

I've opened a new blog... These are the few "characteristics" of my blog.

1. In Chinese.
2. To learn about happiness.
3. Contains various story to know more about happinesss.

Can't think of more about the new blog. Just look and see, then you'll know... The link is in the "e.x.i.t.s. t.o. m.y. o.t.h.e.r. b.l.o.g.s." under h.a.p.p.i.n.e.s.s. Oh, and the m.y. a.c.h.i.e.v.e.m.e.n.t.s. (h.o.m.e.p.a.g.e.) is the homepage of my, erm, some of the people calle it my music life's blog... It has exits to my concerts, school activities and bla-bla... You can look at it too, but it is organised by my dad, and designed by my sister... I just tell them what to do... I don't even know the password... Haha...

This is the only blog written by me, Nicholas Ker Jun Liew...

h.o.l.i.d.a.y.s.

I prefer going to school and meet my friends, rather than staying at home, getting bullied by my sister, and getting controlled by my parents... There is only one word to describe this type of situation, that is annoying.

I really miss school, for no reason.

Staying at home has no difference than staying in a jail but nevermind... I am really very bored staying in the house... It is not a holiday when you can spend time with your family. But, it is a holiday when you stay at home, with your most annoying sister and my mum. AND, the worst is, I cannot even go out to the nearest bookstore to buy a book!

*Sigh* What can I do? Any suggestions? I am really going to die in my house... The first thing I do in the morning is watch TV, then practise my violin, then practise my piano, then go online, then search some articles on some composers and songs, then search some articles on violin and piano techniques.... And, at last, I am here posting my blog...

What can I do in a holiday, where the only place I can go is the restaurant?
What can I do in a holiday, where I cannot even play some computer games?
What can I do in a holiday, where I cannot even meet my friends?

I hate this holiday.

p.i.n.g.y. p.o.n.g.y.

I started to play ping pong (table tennis) when my dad strated to play with some of his pro friends... I got into training with my dad... But, we were all lazy to pick up the balls... (We bought 40++ balls to play with) So, it is the girls job to pick the balls up...

Then, just now, my mum asked my dad, why do the balls falls to the floor every time? (I think she said the wrong thing but I still can't figure out what she was trying to say)

Then, my dad repied her, if not, you want the balls to stick on the ceiling after we play-ah?

Haha... My dad can be really funny sometimes...

m.y. h.a.n.d.

Today, we finished our Sejarah and Mathematics exam... It was so damn easy... I don't understnad why this time's exam is far more easier than those before...

When we finished Maths exam, SanSan borrowed my History paper to photocopy... I waited uptairs with Xiao Yii... That time, Lim Ee Chin was standing beside us, using her jacket covering half of her fave (nose and mouth)... Xiao Yii wondered whether if she was talking to her phone... I asked Lim Ee Chin... Then she said no... We asked her back: "Why are you covering your nose and mouth then?" She replied the funniest answer: "我的手jacket很香啊! (My jacket has a nice smell.)" Me and Xiao Yii laughed until we almost fainted...

Then, SanSan came up... We quickly cover our nose and pretend to be sick... Then, SanSan asked us why... We answered: "我的手很香啊! (My hands have a nice smell.)" SanSan was blurred... But, we can't explain to her because we were laughing...

r.e.c.o.r.d.e.r.

My dad bought me a recorder... I recorded many stuff... It can record up to 288hrs... But it cannot be connected to the computer... The one that can be connected costs about RM 400... This one only cost RM 199... It is very light and can record with a good quality of sound...

My new SONY reccorder

f.u.n.n.y. m.e.s.s.a.g.e.s.

Today, I was so boring and I sms-ed SanSan... She was watching Twilight... I told her that she will die in her exams... She kept saying that Edward Cullen is hawt... Haha... But, she said that if she die, she won't care...

Nicholas: "Don't worry... I will buy the best coffin and the best place for you with a special sentence added at the tomb - Cause of Death: Did not study for exam. Haha..."

SanSan: "I want black and white coffin :) thanks XD and too in love with doggie :) and and and. Cause watch movie XD"

Nicholas: "Ok... No problem... But, if I buy already, I cannot put a living body inside the coffin... I will get sued for it..."

SanSan: "Haha... Write one more sentence then, she asked for it XD"

LOL...

Tomorrow is Sejarah and Mathematics exam... Haih... I am so boring in my little room... Keep on taking pictures of my room and pen and bla-bla...

m.o.n.e.y. i.s. s.o. s.u.n.n.y.

Money Money Money! Is so sunny, in a rich man's world...

Haha... Ok, straight to the main point... Today, I earned RM39.00 just by selling Sejarah and KHB's notes... I don't know how much Xiao Yii get from the buyers but that was the total sum... I gave Xiao Yii a 25% commision and she got RM9.75... I still haven't pay her yet...

Well, today was Science and English exam... The Science was so damn easy... All from the exercise papers and workbook. Woah... I can get above 95%, I think... Well, don't boast my chickens before it cracks... Well, preparing Sejarah and Mathematics... I don't know why, but it seems like I lost the mood to exam... Maybe beause the breaks between and the long period of examination...

Oh yeah, forgot to tell something... My sister and I acted to be Show Lo... Well, not really very good but acceptable... Quite funny... There were actually 4 pictures but I deleted the other 2 because it wasn't really good...

e.x.a.m.

Something happened today, around 9.00... Something very funny...

When we finished BM exam, I went to SanSan's place,and she was talking to, erm, was it Sheela? Can't remember... Then, I asked her: "Eh, the crazy girl (Xiao Yii) isn't here yet?" Then, she suddenly appeared, then I told her: "Just talked about..."

SanSan and Michelle and Joey and Xiao Yii shouted: "Ah! Ah! (Not to be mistaken by the XXX sound, ok?)" Actually, Xiao Yii shouted the loudest, and when everyone settled down, she suddenly asked: "What is happening?" LOL...

What happened was, SanSan's jacket has a small tiny bug (almost as small as your fingernail)... And, she threw the jacket on the floor... I picked it up, and let the bug walked to Desmond's beg (Sorry, Desmond!). It was such a success to see the bug climb on Desmond's beg, until Lim Ee Chin just flicked it off to the teacher's table.

Then, Raymond started a joke: if the bug is on SanSan's jacket, what will happen if the bug is on her shirt? Will she take off her shirt? LOL...

Then, Raymond and I tricked lots of people... Xiao Yii reacted with the funniest reaction I ever saw... I just shouted: "Be carefull!" Then, she screamed till my eardrums hurt and ran out the classroom... Haha... She was quite furious, though...

Around 10.00, we all sat near the door... Raymond looked at Michelle... Then, Michelle used her jacket to cover her breast (Well, it just looks like, she was just pulling her jacket)...

Raymond: You think you have a breast?

Michelle got angry and chased him all over (actually, half) the school... Then, Raymond fooled SanSan in the same way too... And, ended up being the same...

Then...

Michelle: Haih, don't know why... When I was small last time, I used to look at my mum's (breast) and said I don't want to be like that, it is very ugly... But now, when I am criticised that I do not have one, I will feel disappointed...

Every-girls-body agreed... Then, Xiao Yii covered her breast with her jacket again... Then I fooled her too... Then she got very angry, but she did not hit me...

After that, I accidentally dropped my paper. I asked her to help me pick it up...
But...

Xiao Yii: "Do I have one (breast)?"
Me: "Yes!"
Xiao Yii: "Big or not?"
Me: "Yes! Very big!"

Then we laughed... And, she picked up the paper...

Well, that is all for today...

d.u.r.i.a.n.s.

When I was getting down the car in Lintas Supermarket, my mum asked me if I got my medicine, and I replied: "Yeah, the durian is in the car." We laughed...

Well, I got this "exam fever" (38.8)... And, I just can't stand it and went to see the doctor... I brought my book (Life's Like That - Scenes from Malaysia Life) and there is one topic one durians in Malaysia... Then, outside the Lintas SUpermarket, there are some people selling durians... I really got mixed up...

After that, I got Xiao Yii's handphone number from SanSan... I sms-ed her, and she replied...

Nicholas: "Be careful! (referring to the joke in e.x.a.m.)
Xiao Yii: "Hu is dis?"
Nicholas: "Give you tips still you don't know?"
Xiao Yii: "Siapa ini? Salah number..."
Nicholas: "Nicholas worh."
Xiao Yii: " Ya la bha... I know..."

Ish... I got fooled... By a skinny girl!

Haha...

l.o.t.s. t.o. t.e.l.l.

Well, first, I would want to apologize for not updating my blog for months (the last time was 23rd of July)...

Second, I would like to tell everyont that...
I got first-runner up in the National Speech Competition!!! And, I succeed to become an MC in a programme for school... Well, I bought a new phone to congratulate myself (Nokia 5800 XpressMusic)...

Hmmm... Is there anything else I left??? I'll publish it next time...

w.e. m.i.s.s.e.d. i.t.

We missed the solar eclipse!!!

We missed it just because of our Chinese History teacher, who didn't believe that the solar eclipse was happening...

J1He saw the whole thing! But, we didn't... So sad... *sob*

We didn't see the solar eclipse happening because of the few reasons:

1. The newspaper stated the wrong time, making our teacher didn't make us go out and see.

2. I didn't go to the toilet to check out why everybody is looking at the sun.

3. Our teacher scolded us for trying to see what is happening.


We didn't see the solar eclipse, the world's best thing ever which happened at 22 July 2009, around 9:30 (the news said it was going to happen between 8 to 9), that only happens every 300 years!!!

But, something that I learn about that was:

There is miracle when you hoped for it.

Proof:

The news said only 20% of possiblity for the eclipse to happen in Malaysia. But, it became 100%!!!

2nd is that:

DON'T ever ever trust the news.

Proof:

They said it was going to happen between 8 to 9, but it happened at 9:30!!!
They said that there was only 20% of possibility to see the eclipse in Malaysia. But, it happened!!!


Anyway, I'll upload photos of the eclipse when I have time... (My new VAIO P is quite slow, and I'm lazy to wait, so I might need to use the "public" {family} computer).

o.h. c.o.m.e. o.n.

CHIN HOW WEI!!! I can't BEAR you anymore... Stop disturbing me! The whole class is hating you because of the few/or maybe more reasons:



1. Your show off style.

2. Your extra proud style.

3. Your terrible, horrible, vegetable style.

4. Your like-to-guess-people's-secret-but-guessed-it-wrongly-but-don't-want-to-admit-it behaviour.

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There are too many to say...

Please, change your behaviour, you dumbass vampire...

WE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!

o.m.g.

Those people who are sitting behind the class, PLEASE BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!

One more time, I'll tell my blog-readers who you are... And, that is when I make you be like an ostrich... You'll have to find a hole and dig your head into it... Mua-ha-ha-ha... *so evil*

Anyway, I wrote a letter to our class teacher stating that I want to change my seat. But, what a pity, it's a total failure. She said that I need to wait for another two weeks. And, it was obvious that she's covering the truth that she doesn't want to change my seat. She said I have to wait for another TWO whole-long weeks! And, after two weeks is our exams... Usually, according to our class' "tradition", we change our seats after exmas... I was like D-U-H...

Today, was like the first day I lent my books to so many people... I felt happy that I did some good deeds (saving people from getting scolded), although I'm not sure if I'm correct/right (because students always like to repeat the same solution when it works)... So, please comment about this...

h.a.t.e.

They made our KHB teacher leave the class again! But this time, with no return...

They are so inhumane... When our teacher is on fire, they can just hehe-haha-let's-sing-along... They are not even respecting the teacher in front at all.... When our teacher erases off the exercises on the whiteboard, they start to grumble.... When our teacher leaves the class in an angry mood, they still can go yippy-yaya-ing...

What in the world are they doing??? Well, that's my class...

So, after our teacher left, almost every single soul in our class gone crackers.... Then, the horror came... Our class teacher turned out and sort of scolded us... Besides that, she wants EVERYONE, including the innocents to write a "sorry-letter"...

I'm at home writing the letter, and my mum saw it... She thought I did something wrong to the teacher.... She kept on saying about this and that although I explained to her the situation....

So, I hope that the "causers" of this incident are reading this and know that they are actually making others suffer while they get all the fun... I f they want fun, please, get out from our class and let those who suffer in paying school fees and want to study hard be in the classroom in peace.. Don't ever ever interrupt us!!!

Respect us, guys.... You all should know what you are doing.... Getting scolded by the teacher, you all still can smile.... Getting rattan by the teacher, you all still can laugh... So, evil hearted....

Gosh, I hope that I won't stay in this hopeless class....

Specially dedicated to the "causers"... Hope you know who you are... And, don't repeat your mistakes...

i.s.h.

Let me tell you how shitty this fucking woman can be!

She suspended my MPYO membership because of my "non-music-related-activity" that actually made me have to miss my MPYO August Camp. And, suspended means that I have to be listed as reserved player!!! Fuck that Audrey off!!!! I am so damned pissed off...

But, never mind, I told myself that I'll let those who stands at the wrong side, or have wrong opinion about me know that they are extra-fucking-shttily WRONG!!!! I'll start my hardwork of practicing my violin and get a full-scholarship to Juliard School and be a professional famous soloist instead of a famous orchestra player... Like what Mr. Foo Say Ming said, this is the time/period of the competition of hardwork!!!